A Little Bit Of Everything!

I haven't posted for such a long time, so I decided I am going to do a very long post! Sorry, I haven't been posting much, because my internet broke! It exploded! Well, I'm exaggerating there. Well, it overheat because five things were using the same network! So what did I do while the internet broke? Practically nothing, I think I am addicted to the internet! Click here to check out this post that my friend made about the Internet! Anyways, today was okay... I woke up, my alarm clock is my ipod, it plays every song (on shuffle) so I have no idea what song it is for my alarm. And the song that was on my iPod was... BABY! Justin Bieber's new song! Watch the official music video here: I really don't get why everyone hates him? Everyone says that, oooh, he just repeats the same stuff over and over, oooh, he sounds like a girl..., well, that's practically all true, and I can understand why he sounds like a girl, but I don't think he's bad. The official music video for the song, Baby isn't that good, and here is why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMwyvWfcncs That video is kinda offensive, just to warn you... Anyways, everyone has their opinions... So after doing my usual stuff, I went to school and had Math first: Math was alright, I got 100% on the addition fraction quiz, I am very happy, and we also had a subtraction quiz. Math class is a little bit boring, but I can survive! I think Math is really easy for me. Next was break, and at break I just hang around with Jeremy, Aaron, Caleb, Devin, Damon, Rafton, Tyler, Anthony, Manraj, Travis, the other Tyler, Jeff, and Dalan. But most of the time, break and lunch, Devin and Damon have their own little group. At break, as usual, everyone just wanted to trip people on the ground, and I didn't fall down today, luckily! Basically we've tripped everyone except Jeremy, Aaron, Devin, and Damon mainly because I didn't have the heart to, because they are all really nice, and I think if anyone tripped one of them, they would get really mad. After break, I had MetalWorks! Metalworks was alright, and for Silent Reading I read Evil Genius, because yesterday, I finished Starclimber, the third book of the Airborn series. At metal works, I am making a basketball hoop, I finished my balancing man. The bad thing about MetalWorks is that I spilled this can of oil, or lube, or gasoline, or paint oil, or paint............well, I don't know what it is, but it smelled like all of those above combined!

Well, it spilled all over my red hoodie, and it stinks! :( After Metal Works, I had lunch, I had potato wedges they don't look as good as the picture, they were alright. I hanged out with Jeremy, Aaron, Caleb, Jeff, Rafton, Tyler, Anthony, Manraj, Travis, the other Tyler, and Dalan again, and I didn't really know what we were doing actually, I think we chose one person, and then we ditched them. And, while ditching them, other people would ditch us, so I was really confused. LOL! After lunch, I had French. We watched TeleFrancais again, and we started Unit 3, which is about body parts. It was kinda boring. Last, I had English. English, we just drew our comic strips, as I am partnered with Teagan and Dalan. Teagan's blog is http://teagansgalaxy.blogspot.com/

Now, I want to talk about some things: The Person I Admire Most: would have to be my parents, because they taught me a lot, and helped me out and stuff like that. Okay, well that was kinda random, let's talk about something else...Hmm...

I'm going to talk about My Ideal Job(s)

When I grow up, I really want to be a pharmacist, and I kinda want to be a doctor, and I really want to be a Movie Director/or Producer, but I also want to be a lawyer, or maybe something about Business/Computers, like Business Computer Applications. (I have no idea what that means) When I was little, I wanted to be a architect! I am wondering what I should be when I grow up... Okay, that was short again, so Hmm... I'm going to talk about... Why I hate most sports: Well, I think I suck at sports, I run fast, but not long. Nobody passes to me, no matter if I suck or do well, and if I do well, I mess it up, so I look like I suck. That is why I like sports that have like no teams. Like Badminton, Ping Pong, Biking, Jogging, Bowling, Dodgeball, Skiing, etc.

Now, I'm going to talk about My greatest sin against the environment: I think it is got to be littering. I know it is really bad, and it makes me look bad too, but sometimes, I just hate going touching the garbage can. I don't know why, but I really hate touch doorknobs and garbages bins in the public. I can't stand them! Actually, that is one of the reasons why I carry Hand Sanitizer around with me all the time, LOL! . Ok, now I am going to talk about Stereotypes: Here are : You know you are Canadian when... You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.

You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".

You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what it means to be on pogey.

You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

You can drink legally while still a teen.

You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.

When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.

You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!

You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."

You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

You participated in "Participaction."

You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."

You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.

Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.

You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.

You know what a toque is.

You have some memento of Doug and Bob.

You know Toronto is not a province.

You never miss "Coaches Corner."

Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.

You know you're Chinese when: 1. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the

wrapping and especially those bows) next year.
2. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
3. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in
your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.
4. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
5. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
6. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
7. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
8. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
9. You have never used your dishwasher.
10. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
11. You boil water and put it in the refrigerator.
12. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
13. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
14. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
15. You always leave your shoes at the door.
16. You have a piano in your living room.
17. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles.
18. You iron your own shirts.
19. You play a musical instrument.
20. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
21. You twirl your pen around your fingers.
22. You hate to waste food...
a. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the
table, you'll finish them.
b. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
23. You don't own any real Tupperware--only a cupboard full of used but
carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
24. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses.
25. You've eaten a red bean popsicle.
26. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit
people's homes.
27. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every
time you stay in a hotel.
28. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in
plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
29. Ditto paper napkins.
30. You never order room service.
31. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means
any car ride longer than 15 minutes).....These travel snacks
are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger,
and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID).
32. You own a rice cooker.
33. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
34. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. (That's why you
need the vinyl tablecloth).
35. Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their
guests just brought just to be courteous.
36. You fight over who pays the dinner bill
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
38. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
39. When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the
dance floor trying to look cool.
40. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it
that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the
apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood.
41. You don't use measuring cups.
42. You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.
43. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
44. Your parents' house is always cold.
45. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
46. You reuse teabags.
47. You have a drawer full of old pens, most of which don't write anymore.
48. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman. If you're over
20, you own a really expensive camera and/or stereo system.
49. Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
50. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling
Information costs 50 cents.
51. You tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more.
52. You're a wok user.
53. You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
54. You know all the waiters at your favourite Chinese restaurants.
55. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions...
a. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
b. Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you.
56. You have acquired a taste for bittermelon.
57. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
58. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached--it means they're fresh.
59. You never call your parents just to say hi.
60. You always cook too much.
61. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've
eaten, even if it's midnight.
62. Also, if you don't live at home, your parents always want you to come home.
63. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick.
64. When you're sick, they also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked
goods because they produce hot air (yeet hay in Cantonese).
65. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10
feet apart.
66. Your parents never go to the movies.
67. Your parents send money to their relatives in China.
68. You use a face cloth.
69. Your parents use a clothes line.
70. You're always late.
71. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece
of food on the table.
72. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.
73. You've joined a CD club at least once.
74. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
75. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
76. Your parents are never happy with your grades.
77. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to
use them again.
78. You keep used batteries.
79. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
80. You keep most of your money in a savings account.
81. You know what MJ means.
82. You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.
83. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
84. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends

I think sometimes Stereotypes are fun, and sometimes they are mean!

Ok, to end this off, I am going to do another How Asian Are You? Survey, and you should copy and paste and do it yourself!

[ o] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] do yoU tYpE likE tHiS aLoT?
[ o ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[ o ] Can you use chopsticks?
[ o ] Have you taken chinese/korea/etc school as a kid?
[ ]Can you speak an asian language?
[ o] Do you spike (guys) highlight (girls) your hair? <<< style="line-height: 13px; ">[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you get at least 3.0 gpa? <<<>

Total: 5

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ o ] Have you designed a website before?
[o ] Do you know the song " got rice?"
[ ] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys?
[ o] Does your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,cute, hot,dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess...o0...o0 etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[o ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ o ] You have both an english/asian name
[ ] Do you watch/read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?

Total: 5

[ o ] Do you listen to asian music?
[ o ] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea? (I hate it! ~ Edmond)
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc
[ o] Are you a master at DDR? <<< style="line-height: 13px; ">[ o ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[o ] Are you going/ taking any honor classes?
[ o ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?

Total: 11

[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ o ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[ o] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ o ] Do you slurp soup?
[ o ] Do you have small eyes?
[ o ]Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ o] Does your house smell like incense once in a while?
[ o ] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[o ] Do you like to read?
[ o ] Do you NOT have an allowance? <<>

Total: 20

[ o ] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[ o ] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[o ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[o ] Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang-out place?
[ o ] Do you think you're short?
[ o ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ o ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!

Total: 5

GRAND TOTAL : 27 / 50 = (27) x 2 = (54) I am 54 percent ASIAN!

BYE!!!!!